tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34265051014122355402011-12-14T13:21:01.047-07:00A place for the strange and cool.J.D. Benavidezhttps://profiles.google.com/114933138079137827576noreply@blogger.comBlogger301100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3426505101412235540.post-75960392349282859822008-09-30T03:09:00.003-06:002008-09-30T03:27:39.192-06:00

Thanks for all the help. Assholes. Maybe if I have more time or get people who actually want to help me out I'll be able to start it again. Until then...

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In order to prove how tough he remains at his advanced age (68 and not a grey hair to be seen) Chuck Norris bullies Arianna Huffington on Larry King Live. He tells her about his "two tours" in Iraq when he talked to troops and commanders and they told him that we need to stay there forever no matter the cost. That is why he is supporting Alaskan celebrity personality Sarah Palin for president,

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Some Foreign Guy invented the iPod, but gets NO MONEY AT ALL because Apple says they do not really care. [Daily Mail]The MTV Video Music Awards really sucked and pretty much nobody will ever watch it again...in a perfect world. [Slam Online]John Hodgeman (from the Daily Show and Apple commercials) has a new book and also talks about Molemen and Molemanic women a whole bunch. [Boing Boing TV via

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The McCain campaign seems to have no knowledge that putting a solid color behind their candidate makes it very easy to make him look as stupid as they actually are. So, for no other reason than the YouTubes provide a reason for people to make hilarious videos using the abundance of election footage floating around, I present to you the new Barack Roll video.[John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd]

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Meet the Eastern Media Elite that people have been so raving about (Dana Milbank is still an ass). [Swampland]A Southern Republican U.S. Representative is racist? I could not believe it either. But he has a great excuse...stupidity. (Stephen Colbert also made him look like an idiot about two years ago) [No Fact Zone and Atlanta Journal-Constitution]Grown man and Hall of Fame former basketball

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Since the Alaska Governor, now Republican Vice Presidential nominee, remains the only thing anyone can talk about forever, here is a rundown of some of the stuff that has been revealed about her. This list is generally in reverse chronological order. I am going to assume most people already know the basics (like how she is the mother of everyone in Alaska and once shot every animal just to watch

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Rainn Wilson (Dwight from the Office) kidnapped Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office) in an attempt to get people to go to his movie "The Rocker." It should have worked, right? Get a pretty girl from one of the best shows on television to drive web traffic to a website full of videos describing the kidnapping and people trying to get her out. Hey, even get Slash to guest star in a few videos! Keep

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A new Beatles Monopoly game was released. Now you can own all the Beatles' catalog just like famed child molestor Michael Jackson! [Amazon]Maybe you've heard of this Ron Paul guy? Every idiot you know likely has told you about him. Well, he had a convention at the same time as the Republicans and his was better with the costumes and whatnot. [Swampland]Google created a web browser and will soon

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Police arrested Amy freakin' Goodman of Democracy Now!, the independent, nationally syndicated radio show, outside the Republican National Convention. In the video, below, you can tell how dangerous and menacing she is.Obviously she had to be taken down. Good journalists who actually report on things that matter have no right to not be arrested! And you may think she does not look dangerous. Well

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I like MSNBC. It is funny. CNN is boring. Fox News is...retarded. But MSNBC is full of people who despise each other and say it on the air! I love live t.v!Everyone at MSNBC probably should just get a little more sleep. This convention is tearing them apart! Why can't we just get along? Here is Chris Matthews losing his mind for no reason.And then we have self-righteous, but usually correct and

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She's the super pretty girl from Saturday Night Live who also happens to be one of the funniest members. Yesterday she turned 35. Videos below the fold.[Comedy Central Insider]

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There could be only one thing better than the Dark Knight. The Dark Knight done by kids.[College Humor]

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The late comedian Mitch Hedberg made people laugh with the strange inflections in his voice and even stranger observations. Now you can hear some jokes off the soon-to-be-released Do You Believe in Gosh? (record two months before his death), out on Comedy Central records September 9.Hedberg was one of the greatest comics of his generation (certainly WAAAAAYYYY better than better known

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People all over the country get to learn that John "No, My Wife Owns Those Seven Homes" McCain wants all the young people in Las Cruces to be drafted and go to war against every country in the world and kill everyone or Osama Bin Laden (whichever comes first). [YouTube] A writer in Clovis thinks a town in New Mexico should change its name to Canton so Stephen Colbert makes fun of it as free

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Ok, I was going to post some sweet videos of Japanese game shows and pranks, but I couldn't find any of the ones I wanted, so I'm just going to rant about how they're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than American game shows. I'm not any sort of expert on this, so I'm just going on what I have observed. 1. Japanese people enjoy physical challenges more than Americans2. Americans enjoy mind-numbing

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As of this minute twelve freakin' people have visited this blog. There have been, counting this one, fifteen posts. Not that I am at all disappointed, but I am looking for a bridge to jump off. Or a good ol' Murkin' gun to kill myself with. Suicide is not something to joke about. But guns kind of are.Which is why I find this ad hilarious!There is no better quality video of this ad anywhere.

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Craig Robinson (Darryl on The Office) plays a character in the awesome new stoner film "Pineapple Express" then goes and gets arrested for possessing meth and ecstasy. [New York Times]Creed, guitarist for the 60's band The Grass Roots and actor on The Office, creates his own slang. [Creed Thoughts]If the love fest between China and Kobe Bryant goes an inch further, Kobe is going to be forced to

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We already know Barack Obama is a secret mooslim, a radical christian, the anti-christ, the messiah, uppity, the most famous celebrity in all the world ever, a basketball player, an elitist, a professor, a lawyer, a Foreign, a librul, a lefty, best friends with Malcolm X and Scarlett Johansson and George Clooney, black, white, Hawaiian (or did I cover that with Foreign), unable to answer a phone

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Remember Full House? Bob Saget is not at all like his character. In fact, in this clip he looks almost presidential. Well, in that he calls a bird "the c-word," the same term of endearment John McCain uses to describe his wife.Now, if Saget starts making crappy, terrible rape jokes, I will really start to wonder if him and McCain are the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same place at

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So it's time for my first post.....and I'm still sobering up. Margarita Rocks was an interesting place, filled with bros and forty year old women who wanted to be with them. It was a real joyful experience, jaggerbombers or whatever they are called were a dollar each. So I said...fuck it lets drink. Whooooooooo....trying to post a blog at four am is wacky. I saw one fight, a cop grabbed some guys

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This is the scenario. Russia attacks your homeland 'cause they be all frontin' like dat. Soldiers burst into your room and demand you tell them what five records you would choose to save if you were being forced to choose (because you are, in fact, being forced to choose). In order to save the country you must list in the comments on this post which five records.I shall start this off. Here is my

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The Spanish basketball team is a bunch of jerks and they do not even realize it. [Slam Online]Everyone in China loves Team USA Basketball. At least somebody outside the country likes us. [NBC Olympics]Some veterans hate the stupid no-bid contractors in Iraq too. [Vet Voice]Funny comedian Lewis Black to guest on NPR's 'Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me' on Saturday. [Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me]By 2042,

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Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

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So, I watched Attack of the Show and Olivia Munn was looking mighty fine (she's no Anna David though). Kevin Pereira decided to mimic a video they showed and pop balloons on Olivia. It turned out way less hot then it should have been because she is DEATHLY FRIGHTENED OF BALLOONS. [Attack of the Show]

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A complete douche writes a poorly researched book full of erroneous information about Barack Obama and it immediately shoots to Number One. We Are Screwed.Some people would not know good music from bad music if I kept slapping them in the face telling them which is which. MSNBC proves it knows little to nothing about music.In case you missed it. MTV decides to murder 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'

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Sooooo...I am a journalism student. Despite this, I DO NOT like to write stories on groundhogs. I told this to the arts editor of my college's newspaper in a recent job interview. I guess i should explain that. I was once an arts reporter for the mentioned paper, needless to say, they gave me some shit, fluff stories. I needed some extra money, so i thought i would apply again. It seemed she was

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Jenna Fischer, a.k.a. the cutest girl ever in the history of television and the world and probably every other planet in the universe, a.k.a. Pam Beesly on The Office (also my future wife), has been kidnapped by Rainn Wilson.In what appears to be a desperate effort to get people to go see his new movie "The Rocker" which was all over My-freakin'-Space for weeks, Wilson vows to not let Fischer go

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All day, all the time, on every channel, images of comic book-looking Olympic athletes bombard our eyes. None of us will ever feel adequate again. But on the plus side, even though the world is slowly melting down, the United States of Awesome should win a gigantic pile of gold medals which we will then use to prop up the failing U.S. dollar! And despite all of us being a fat slobs, we choose to

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We all know the internet is a series of tubes. This is a fact and cannot be refuted.On this interweb we get to read the brilliant insights of everyday, hard-working people (the "grassroots" if you will) about politics. We get to learn that the proper spelling of "your" is "ur." We get to social network with our real life friends, make virtual (pretend?) ones and even catch up with the people we

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Why does Apples in Stereo always look so happy even though some of their songs sound kinda sad? What kind of middle-aged lounge singer names his band Tuxedomoon (is that like a play off of Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon?)? Why don't half of the bands described with an "acid" prefix (acid-rock, acid-tinged, acid-???, etc) sound nearly as crazy as they should (usually they just have kinda loud guitars

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